Good Riddance II

H.A.P.P.Y...N.E.W...Y.E.A.R...2.0.1.0 !

Let's hope it's better than 2009.

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Good Riddance

It seems that Mike Leach has just the
perfect surname if you ask me. I find it
beyond despicable that he was trying to
take Texas Tech to court to overturn his
suspension by the school to keep him from
coaching their bowl game. I hope the next
school he coach's at, a player he suspends,
takes him to court as well, and believe me
he will get another job real soon, but for
day he got exactly what he deserved.

What an absolute useless display of making
an off season move just for the sake of
making making a move, but then again I expect
nothing less from my bungling NY Mets.
Just for the record: the Jason Bay signing
for this amount of money is a BIG MISTAKE.

Splatter

Even though I am completely against
what Tracy McGrady has done over the
his career, and the fact that his playoff
numbers are completely worthless, I will
say this. He is an offensive weapon that
can easily make a bad team better, even
if he wont make a good team a champion,
and since the NY Knicks are far from a
championship caliber team at this time, I
would not be against to the Knicks making a
trade for the guards services. Keep in mind
that he is in the last year of his contract,
so it wont hurt the LeBron quest, and he fits
in perfect with a Mike D'Antoni high powered
offense, little defense type team. Gone are
the days at MSG where, the chants of DEFENSE
actually meant something. LET'S GO KNICKS !

A Little Loose Talk

In lieu of talking to you, I thought
the more personal touch of writing to
you would be a nice touch during this
festive holiday season. Enjoy

For starters, it doesn't look like the
Manny Pacquiao and Floyd Mayweather Jr.
aren in much of the holiday spirit.
As a matter of fact it seems to be
turning into a bit of a pissing contest
if you know what I mean.

With this scandal on the horizon, it's
fair to say that other colleges will soon
be knocking down Mike Leach's door to
offer him quite the contract any day now.

And Then there were NONE !

You would think that a guy that has won
two national championships at a major
educational institution would know how
to choose his words more carefully, or
perhaps think before he speaks, but hey
what do I know. I guess being a good
football coach doesn't really make you
smart for real, now does it?
Or is that an Urban myth?

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Have A Happy New Year Everyone !

My Stone Cold NFL Picks

Last week I went 2-1 when an unexpected
Tampa road win put a monkey wrench in the
perfection I was seeking. The record stands
at a very strong 22-5, but far from perfect/
This week I try, try, again. Feel free to
play along at home with adult supervision/

Cincinnati

San Francisco

Arizona

Stay Tuned !

Sports Round Table Replay

Here's hoping the starts of the
Christmas weekend just right for you.
Enjoy the show, and the holiday !

A Christame Greeting To You !

Michael Jordan may seem like a Grinch
in his latest lawsuit, but look closer
and see that you might do the same.

Bobby Knight takes a shot......and
IT'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOD !

News & Notes

I was really happy to see that Ndamukong Suh, the
DT from Nebraska was voted AP Player of the Year.
I just hope that his future isn't as bleak as some
of the others that have won that award. You can
certainly the case that only one winner on this
listhas seen true success in the NFL up to this point.

Chris Henry was laid to rest in New Orleans
today, and though on any other occasion it would be
easy to poke fun at the sight of seeing Commissioner
Goodell embrace Chad Ocho Cinco, today we'll
refrain from such cheeseball antics, and pay our
respects to Chris, his family, and the Bengals.
May He Rest In Peace.

Interesting Giants Raiders stat that should be
disturbing if you're a NY Giants fan. Though
the Giants beat the raiders in their only
meeting this year, by a score of 44-7, a 37
point difference. The Giants(8-6) have
allowed 7 more points that the Raiders(5-9)
have on the season. So if you removed that
blowout, that means that they have allowed
44 points points than Oakland. Which brings
to mind 3 things. 1) How much do the G-Men
miss Steve Spagnuolo? 2) How confident can
they truly feel heading into the playoffs?
3) Antonio Pierce should be careful what kind
of Karma he brings upon himself, and his
teammates, when he make statements like he
made after thrashing the Raiders back in October.

In case you interested Jordan Rodgers, the younger
brother of the Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron
Rodgers has signed a letter of intent to play for
for Vanderbilt in college. That is, just in case
you're interested.

Stone Cold Locks Week 15

I was a little late with the picks last week,
so this week I made sure to avoid that.
The record is up to 20-4 with a 3-0 week last
week. This week is bound to be more of the
same. Here you go, Enjoy

Arizona

Houston

Seattle

Feel free to play along at home.

My Thoughts On This

I hate to beat this to death but the
addition of Roy Halladay who hasn't
proven a thing in the post season for
Cliff Lee, who looked like Cool Hand
Luke vs. the Yankees in the World Series
just seems like a risky and sort of
dumb move. Especially when you know
what you got in Lee, and he wants to end
his career with you, not to mention the
fact that he might be a tad cheaper to
sign to a long term deal. Don't get it !

I find it both interesting and puzzling
how quick Bill Belichick and Tom Brady
are to defend Randy Moss, when you
consider that with Randy they don't have a
single Super Bowl Victory and without
him they have THREE. And stop F*%king
telling me that he is a first ballot Hall
of Famer, when he often decides which plays
to take off, and when to play hard. He has
yet to garnish any hardware representing a
Super Bowl victory, so stop F*%king blaming
the Raiders & Vikings for him not having one.
If he was truly a leader and good example
he would have made it a priority to lead
and forced his will on it, instead of trying
to jump om the success of a good team and call
it his !

Fully Loaded Week In Sports

Chris Henry reported injured yesterday,
dies of his injuries today.

Will the real Chad "Ocho Cinco" Johnson
please grow up?

Staying home all day watching cartoons
sounds good to me, but not if you were
once a Tiger

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Baseball Hot Stove & Such

Jeff Passan thinks this Cliff Lee
Roy Halladay block buster is a head
scratcher and so do I.

Does Tiger need more trouble?, well whether
he wants it or not this sneaker says yes, and
this other corp says no, more than once.

Monday Monday

I was a little late with the Stone
Cold Locks this, so instead of skipping
them I thought I would just use the ones
I make on the Sports Round Table.
Last week I went 3-0 and the record is now
17-4 the picks from the show are as follows.
Ravens---Navy---Titans. Sorry on the show
we use ONE college pick, that's why the
Navy pick. Anyway here are a couple of things
I found interesting in the news today.

Watch maker Tag Heuer decided to keep Tiger
Woods as their spokesman. It may be none
of our business what Tiger does in his
private life, but it does say something
about Tag Heuer. Just what is up to you.

The San Diego Chargers are obviously not
interested in winning any Super Bowls if
they are this easily impressed.

See you tomorrow.....STAY TUNED FOR MORE !

Naked Ambition Indeed

These girls really know the spirit of
holiday giving. I feel better already !

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Stay Tuned......I'm Baaaaaaaaack

Now that the medication has kicked
in and my voice has returned well
enough to honor your ears, look out
for the latest installment of a MSS
report right here. In the meantime
hear are a couple of interesting
story links to keep you laughing,
thinking, and occupied.

So I guess this guy shutting down
The First Church of Tiger Woods
was a good idea after all, but
this guy seems to have found his
own God as he has completely turned
his entire career and image in
just one short year.

This sounds the perfect move if
it's true, especially if Brady
Quinn has any chance of being
your QB of the future!

Hey looks like the MLB network just
threw a fastball a little high and
tight at ESPN in the batters box.
This might end up being a bench
clearing brawl after all.

Oh yeah, by the way here are your
2010 World Cup Soccer groupings.
Enjoy Soccer Freaks !

Stone Cold Locks Home Stretch

Last week kept the pressure on and rolled.
My steamroller was back in gear without a
loss. 14-4 but would still like to add to
it. I'm looking for another 3-0 week.
Here we go, No such thing as a too easy pick !

New Orleans

San Diego

Cincinnati

Sports Cold & Flu Season

Alas my ills have kept me away in
voice the past week, but not in
spirit. Though we didn't have last
weeks replay of the Sports Round
Table for you here, we resume this
week with this past weeks version.
For that I was ill, but I do make
a cameo appearance via phone, and you
can here just for yourself just how
bad I sound. Better now, so tune in
this Saturday morning from 8-11 for
another exciting show. I also leave
you with an extra added treat, a photo
that 20 years ago you would never have
bet a dollar you'd ever see. It's from
the SF Chronicle, and aptly named,
"Sign of the Times".......Sheesh !

Stone Cold Lock Express

Apparently last week I did not keep on
rolling, as KC derailed my steamroller,
but a loss is a loss, and now I am 11-4
but would still pick the Steelers all
over again if I had to do. I'm looking
for another 3-0 week. So I will try to
put the pedal to the metal all over again.
Remember, "no such thing as a too easy pick"
KC proved that last week. So here we go again.

Atlanta

San Diego

Baltimore

Reasons To Give Thanks & Not Give Thanks

Here's a BIG way to show you've
got the Thanksgiving Spirit.

Here's a MAJOR way to show what a
useless dirtbag you and yours are !

HAPPY THANKSGIVING !

Bitten By The Bug Again !

Every once in a while life kicks
you in the pants, for me that time
is now, as I fall ill for the third
time just this fall. So since my
voice has left me, I will leave
you this to chew on until I return.

Here is a perfect example of how some
of us need more that 21 years of
maturity for our brains to fully
develop. They definitely need to make
sure this guy knows that WWE is not real.
And anyway what's up with Steelers fans
this year? First they get poisoned by
a disgruntled Bears fan and then kick
a dog when he's down, literally ? !

OK so who's the MORON that voted for
Miguel Cabrera? C'mon, Man up !

Congratulations to REAL Salt Lake of
the MLS, but it is a sad day in sports
when your champion finishes the regular
season with a record UNDER .500 !

I want to borrow a headline I saw, Enjoy !
Josh McDaniels reportedly told the Chargers
linebacking crew "We own you guys" before
getting annihilated 32-3.

Steamrolling With The NFL Picks

Well last week I kept on rolling, even
with a few close results, but a win is
a win, and now I am 9-3 and a much more
true "Stone Cold Lock" predictor after
another 3-0 week. So I will continue
keep the pedal to the metal with the
"no such thing as a too easy pick"
attitude. Remember it's a "LOCK" because
it's supposed win, so here we go again.

Pittsburgh

New England

Minnesota

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Zach Greinke mans up and wins the
AL Cy Young

Here is the A.L. and N.L Cy Young
voting in case you missed it.

Should an under .500 team be labeled
a Champion? Even if it is MLS?

I think Elizabeth Lambert wants us to
feel sorry for her. Is she nuts?

The hand of God part II?

Thierry Henry says no.

FIFA disagrees, not once, but twice.
Here are your qualifiers thus far.

Here's to Chris and Stefanie Spielman.

Sports Round Table & Me

We join the show about 5 minutes late
this week, but I'm sure you'll find
it just as interesting none the less.
Here's a couple of stories to keep you
going til the next time I join you !

If you started 3-0 and were now 4-5
you would cry too. There there Rex

I respect Yahoo sports Dan Wetzel quite
a bit, be he's and idiot for thinking
Sunday nights loss wasn't Bill Belichicks
fault, and you're not too bright if you
think it was.

The pain in Buffalo isn't over, but at
least they administered some asprin!

In Case You Missed This

It's Interesting when War & Peace meet
in real life. Check this MMA fighter
who's actions and words are not the same.

Think Bill Belichick made a bad decision
Sunday night vs. the Colts? This NY times
article says that the numbers might disagree
with you.

Soooooo, how about those NY Mets finally
making a decision that makes good baseball
sense?

Questions? Comments? Criticism? Get to me
at MadStorkSports@Yahoo.com

Stay tuned for more !

Stone COLD Locks !

Well last week wasn't a disaster, and I am
now 6-3 but now more representative of a
"Stone Cold Lock" predictor after a 3-0
week. So without further adieu, I will
continue with the no more Mr Nice Guy
Approach. Again, no such thing as a
too easy pick from now on. It's a
"LOCK" because it's supposed to be,
so here we go again.

Miami

New Orleans

Minnesota

ENJOY !

Headlines And Bylines

Is Michael Crabtree a Blessing or a Curse?

LeBron's man crush on Michael Jordan
is definitely over the top.

Should we go back to leather football
helmets?

The October edition of PETA has me
going Gonzo.

Ladies and Gentleman your pre World
Cup Soccer Power Rankings.

Thank You Veterans

There is isn't enough thanks to go
around. Hope you have and had a
great Veterans Day. Enjoy your
FREEDOM ! Many sacrifices were
made so that you might.

Enjoy this repeat edition of the
November 7th edition Sports Round Table

Goooooooooooooooal !

A video I came across on Yahoo sports

Enjoy !

Who says there's no scoring soccer ?

Stone Cold NFL Locks

Well last week was a disaster, and I am
not only 3-3 but not very representative
of a "stone cold lock" predictor, so with
that being said, no ,more Mr Nice Guy.
No such thing as a too easy pick from
now on. It's a "LOCK" because it's
supposed to be, so here goes.

Atlanta

Seattle

Jacksonville

That's as close as it gets this week, ENJOY !

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Sports Wrapup And The World Series

Joe Girardi is more than a World Series winner!

Jimmy Rollins still NOT a believer

THIS is a pitcher !

Boise State should not have to hire
a PR firm to prove that they deserve
a shot at playing in a BCS Bowl !

Vincente Padilla does the Plaxico.

KC Chiefs fans speak out: LJ Sux !

Canadian official gets burned over
H1N1 vaccine shot to Calgary Flames
players, family and staff.

Dirty player #1 step up and collect your prize!

Brandon Spikes suspends self for a FULL
game. Well he's not smarter than his coach,
but today he acted like it.

If your a boxer and your dad is in your
corner, that might not be a good thing.

Sports Round Table Halloween Edition Replay

Pardon the interruption, but due to
a boneheaded error we have to join
this episode in progress, but we
only missed the first five minutes.

Enjoy !

Reasons Why We Watch

Cole Hamels and sleeping with the enemy.

Being a Cubs fan can be a little Gay.
J U S T K I D D I N G

Browns Eric Mangini feeling a little Blue

Mike Williams thinks Duke Sucks !

Clearly not an eye for an eye, huh Urban?

Golf dope Dopes !

Stephen Colbert Nation takes the GOLD

He's REALLY sorry, yeah, he is.

Favre, Cable & Agassi Lead The Way

Getting Cable takes on a new meaning

A Wig? No wonder he did drugs !

Stone Cold Locks Week 8 err 2

Second Edition, so much for nice and easy.
Here's the breakdown, 2-1 and with the only
loss coming to the Cards at the Giants.
Thsi week we go a little gutsier, and look
for perfection,

Bills

Cardinals

Chicago

Let's see if the football gods play
along this time.

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Sports Headline Dash

Does Mark McGwire teach hitting with a
bat or needle and gauze?

What are the odds that Houston's pick
for manager was expected? Astronomical?

Philadelphia Phillies fan ready to get
on her knees for World Series tickets.

Real Madrid gets spanked?
Not really, but their star Cristian Ronaldo
might be cursed

How to not take a Walk(er) on the
wild side.

Sports Round Table Replay

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Quick Hits

Just a thought or two until the next show.

It's hard to believe that their is a quarterback
with a worse passer rating than Jamarcus Russell,
but their is and that quarterback is Jake Delhomme.
He has committed 15 turnovers and thrown only four
touchdowns. His passer rating of 56.5 ranks 32nd
in the league. Yet Coach John Fox says,"I still
believe Jake is our best quarterback".
Who the heck is he kidding ! ? !

Now this is a rhetorical question, but is this
guy a moron or what? Joe Paterno MUST be a
genius, because we know he's a legend, and it's
hard to believe he never had a hard time with
this LJ, who prior to conception might have done
the world a favor by being a BJ. Here's just a
small piece of his retarded thought pattern on his
Twitter account after yesterdays loss to San Diego.

"My father played for the coach from "remember the
titans"," says the tweet. "Our coach played golf.
My father played for redskins briefly. Our coach.
Nuthn."

And this was reported by Profootballtalk on NBC
Sports: NFL spokesman Greg Aiello revealed
Monday that the league is investigating Larry
Johnson's recent tirade on Twitter.
L.J.'s use of the word "fag" in the direction of
fans and reporters could fall under the Personal
Conduct Policy. Specifically, the policy is aimed
at "conduct that undermines or puts at risk the
integrity and reputation of the NFL, NFL clubs,
or NFL players." Johnson's history of NFL violations
certainly won't help him. We still anticipate the
team disciplining him first.

In the words of one of the worlds great thinkers,
Bugs Bunny: "Sheesh, What a Maroon"

Stone Cold Locks

First Edition, No Excuses, Breakdown
later in the week.

Giants

San Diego

New England

Nice and easy, but they are of course
locks, so what do you expect? Now let's
see if the football gods go along.

Scanning The Headlines

Was Jeff Fisher Offensive or is he
trying to get himself fired?

Is T.O. a dying Supernova?

Can the Steve Phillips top the Erin
Andrews story or even the Harold
Reynolds story?

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Firing Up The News

Patriots 59 Titans 0 Revenge ?

Fire the play caller and let him be head coach?

We're so proud to be three time champ
Detroit that we're gonna move outta here.

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Still To Come

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an informative one as we keep a close
eye on the NFL trade deadline which
comes to a close on Tuesday at 4PM EDST.

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All Over The Sports Pages

I Brady Quinn getting traded?

Rush Limbaugh owning an NFL team? NO !

NBA Commish David Stern gets a tongue lashing

More Links More Me

More Baseball and Football, what
else is there?

Leave A-Rods Girlfriend Alone !

Need a House? How About Brady Quinn's?

QB goes 2 for 17 and Wins ? ! ? ! ?

THEO FLEURY STANDS TALL

Oh Captain my Captain, R.I.P. Lou

Back in the Saddle

Does THIS make the even J-E-T-S Better?

Hall of Fame catcher or PAIN in the Rear?

YOU DECIDE !

Pardon My Interruption

Due to a lack of voice and feeling
a bit under the weather, I haven't
been able to come to you like I
normally do, so I thought I should
at least let you know. In the meantime
I'll share a couple of links with you
that I've found interesting, and promise
to return real soon in FULL voice,

In case you didn't see the full story
on the "man" behind the Erin Roberts
nudie video and pics saga.

Oregon head coach Chip Kelly considers
reinstating the puncher on his team.

Sadly, I'm sure that Ted Williams never
could have fathomed anything like this if
he truly did want to have his head severed
and frozen for all time.

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Zach Greinke IS a Cy Young Monster !

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Crazy, Silly, and Dumb, Just Another Day

Milton Bradley, NOT by Parker Brothers !

Zach "Cy Young" Greinke ?

4th and long? Gotta go for it !

1st Win in how many years?????

Mangini or Meningitis, Stay Away !

Stros' fire Cecil Cooper, How BUSH League

Fan: Hey Chip give me my money back !
Chip Kelly: OK, Here you go.

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Bringing You The Best Sports News

Nnamde: True Class

Florida v Tennessee: Smack Bowl I

Serena: True Lack of Class

Sesame Street 1 WNBA 0

NFL Brain Donors Rock !

These Buffalo Bill fans need a clue

Enjoy The Baseball Season While It Lasts

This a piece I was asked to do for a
site that loves it's baseball, and I
thought you might be interested in
listening to it. Enjoy !

9-5-09 Sports Round Table Replay

Seymour Says

Who says there are no woMAN drivers
in race car driving?

The Latest On Previous Stories

Oregon's LeGarrette Blount is DONE

Mental health issues are now sports
injuries too !

Ken Griffey Jr's Tribute to Adrian Beltre
and Tchaikovsky'S NUTCRACKER

Pirates break an ominous record

Ichiro 2000

That's right, SUE your FANS !

How desperate is NASCAR and this team?
Check out #16 Kevin Conway's SPONSOR

Showing up plastered is NEVER a good idea

Shawn Merriman, maybe he had too much Tequila?

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Comings and Goings On

Rich Rodriguez falls victim to his
own players at Michigan.

Bengals Andre Smith signs and immediatley
hits the the “This guy ain’t ever gonna
perform list”

Isiah “Lightning Rod” Thomas says
FIU here I come.

A whole new meaning to the term BEER MONEY

U M A O P R A H U M A O P R A H

Ricky Rubio or Mickey Mouse ?
You be the judge.

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Straight To The Point

NY Mets Fans send me your name and
address and you'll get what's promised.

Todd Haley And Josh McDaniels need to
stop smoking the pipe !

Latest sad state of affairs for the
modern day ball player.

This lady has got more than just junk
in her trunk. Maybe water on the brain.

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Sonny & Cher or McNabb & Vick ?

Marbury's Career??? Up in Smoke !

Tiger and Tigger Too !

Hey Francouer, HEADS UP !

Whoa Jessica Whoa !
Simpson rides that Colt (Brennan)

Badwater??? More like a
Terrible decision !

The Mad Stork Takes A Look

The only reason to believe the
Yankees SHINE

No Regrets for Bronson Arroyo, at least he's being honest.

No Schumi comeback for Ferrari

The (Pitino) truth comes out !

Landon Donovan, The Swine !

Andrian Beltre plays Balls Out !

UFL Names it

USFL 2010 ? ? ?

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The Show You May Have Missed

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Sox Get Socked, Manning Gets PAID

Reggie Miller gets more than PUNK'D

Josy Altidore Goes Premiere (League)

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Dog Days Of Summer

In case your over in Shanghai pick
me up one of these. Sooner or later
it will probably ring true.

Phelps answers back, but he's an
awkard looking dude isn't he? lol

Michelle Kwan wins a different kind of award.
One that tells us that education counts too

While Your Waiting

for the next episode of Mad Stork Sports,
I thought you might find these stories
interesting.

I told you this the last time I spoke to
you, where there's smoke there's fire.
In this case it's Tony Bernazard that's
FIRED. Now you can smile Willie, I did.

In case you were wondering about the
relationship between Contador and Armstrong
well wonder no more, THEY HATE EACH OTHER

Though I'm sure you didn't wonder at all about
how Hank Aaron felt about steroids users, here's
a little more in case you weren't convinced.

Sometimes out of bad news comes some OK news.
First the BAD news, In case you missed it,
Ferrari driver Felipe Massa was involved in
a terrible accident this past weekend, but
now instead of critical, he's better, and things
look like he should be ok, so there's a little
of the OK news. The second piece of OK news
is for those fans that miss Michael Schumacher
behind the wheel. This piece says that he may
fill in for a few races and after this terrible
season for Ferrari, it would certainly be a treat.

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Tony Bernazard story from CNNSI.COM

UFL story of teams with no names

WDIS Sports Roundtable

A word of caution to those that missed
last weeks show. This is a copy, but
not a very good one, so please be patient
as there appears to have been some issues
with the recording process. It is however
good enough to listen to, so I hope you
like it, and remember, this week we go
from 8AM - 10AM and we are taking callers,
SO JOIN IN !

Making Eventful The Uneventful

If I sound unexcited, I apologize.
After all, I am a Mets fan !
Enjoy The Show

Sports Update Squared

Ok so it's not that clever, but here
are the links I promised you. Enjoy !

Albert Pujols comes/is clean

Daniel Murphy joins the circus !

Logan Campbell goes for the GOLD

Ray Lewis builds himself a Golden handbasket

In Case You Missed It !

Those of you who tried to get the first
edition of "The Sports Roundtable" on
1170AM WDIS on Saturday found the live
feed to be pretty hard to hear.
For that I apologize, however it is a
problem we will have fixed for the next
time. If you want to hear what you missed,
we saved it for you and it's here, Enjoy !

Tune In Saturday July 11th At 8AM

For the Inaugural show on WDIS 1170 AM
Call in and make your voice heard, click on
the WDIS 1170AM link to go straight to the show

For the Sports Roundtable

AC Milan sign USA Defender Oguchi Onyewu

BONEHEAD OF THE CENTURY, FOR NOW II

Sports Roundtable on WDIS 1170AM
1st Show Saturday July 11th 8-9AM

Mad Mad Sports World Strikes Again

Shaq to Cavs funny press conference moment

BONEHEAD OF THE CENTURY----FOR NOW
Bernie Ecclestone and his mancrush
on Adolf Hitler.

Welcome Back To The Show

Red Sox owner John Henry & Bride
get Bobbled

Roch Kubatko Stops By & Talks About it All

Today it's all about my conversation
with Roch Kubatko of MASN, and it's
easy to see that we cover many subjects
both on and off the baseball diamond.
Enjoy !

U-S-A....U-S-A.....U-S-A

Iranian soccer players get shut out.

NHL Hall Of Fame Inductees

Florida Gators SPEND

Sex in Soccer ? ? ?

Donald Fehr retires. Good Riddance !
Adam Eaves Story

Egyptians celebrate soccer victory over
World Cup Champs Italy like it's 1999BC

Sad news for golfer Chris Smith

Welcome Back !

Jose Canseco plans to sue MLB and
others for being ostracized. I'm not sure
he's wrong about this one.

Toronto Blue Jays manager Cito Gaston is
caught complaining that one of his pitchers
got hurt while running the bases during
interleague play. Well, who's fault is that Cito?
Just SHUT UP and manage the game !

Ryan Leaf arrested on drug and burglary
charges???? He blew threw all that money
already????

LeBron visits Obama at the White House.
See you don't have to win the Championship
after all James Harrison.

Talking It Out

Rick Reilly Story on Making $100 the sleazy
way one man wants his stadium freebies, and
he doesn't care who he has to sue to get them.

Outside The Lines Story on Raul Ibanez

Cristian Ronaldo Mega Contract Story

Adult video company pitches Texans for
ads on practice jerseys story.

CHAMPAGNE-swilling RONALDO celebrates his
£80million transfer by sharing a raunchy
night with PARIS HILTON

USA story: Skin game: 'ESPN' takes on 'SI'
by posing athletes in the nude

Your Next St. Louis Rams Owner:
Rush Limbaugh ? ? ? ? ?

Things That Make You Go Hmmmm

Why the Mets CAN'T Win with this team!

Why the Orlando Magic Can't be NBA Champions

A Public Apolgy from me to the
Stanley Cup Champion Pittsburgh Penguins

BRING STORIES I MISS TO MY ATTENTION
Email me at: MadStorkSports@Yahoo.com

Fighting The Fight Within Divisions

Kaka joins Real Madrid story

Rounding Up The Weekends Events

Cubs pitcher Ryan Dempster's infant daughter fights rare disease

Tim Kurkjian story on Ross Ohlendorf

Tidbits For You

Chris Carpenter threw a complete game and
continues to roll for the St. Louis Cardinals.
Randy Johnson wins his 300th, and even though
I've been giving him a hard time about the fact
that he's probably tarnishing his rep and
should have hung it up a year or two ago, he's
still one of the great pitchers of our time.
Mets lose Jose Reyes after he re-injures his
leg in a Florida rehab game, they get swept by
the Pirates, and they are scaring absolutely no
one but their fans.
Pittsburgh Pirates players are PISSED that the
team traded Nate McClouth, and I don't blame them
one bit. That's no way to show you want to win
KC Royals have lost 7 Straight and 18 of 24,
if Zach Greinke 8-1 1.10 ERA can't win tonight
this season will get worse in a hurry,
especially since they had a chance to turn it
around yesterday and they blew a Gil Meche lead,
after he went 6 innings and allowed only one run.
Texas Rangers failed part one of the road trip
when they lost 2 of 3 to the Yankees, next up are
the Bosox, let's see if they do better in part two.
The Cleveland Indians are 23-33,
and one of the few bright spots is, Carl Pavano???
Well he's 5-4 with a 5.29 Era What's wrong with
that picture you might ask?? Well last years AL
Cy Young Winner Cliff Lee has an Era that is half
as much and is only 3-6. Go Figure
The LA Dodgers have done well with Eric Milton,
they basically got him for nothing after he
missed all of 2008 but is 2-0 with a 3.14 ERA
this year for them and a proven starter with a
career record of 89-84

NBA Playoffs: Here's what I saw, did you see the same?
Orlando had horrible shot selection, the Lakers showed
much more energy, and Stan Van Gundy looked almost
lost. Before I say anymore let's see what game 2 brings.

NHL Playoffs: Yup, I was DEAD wrong, the Pens are
still alive, BUT the Wings will win this series!
I think.

NY Newsday reported that former NY Giants head coach
and current Las Vegas/Los Angeles UFL) franchise
head coach Jim Fassel said he'd sign Michael Vick.
"People make mistakes," Fassel said. "Everybody
gets a chance to re-prove themselves. The UFL may
be very good for him. Maybe he just needs to go
to a league and just start playing rather than
joining a team and be a backup."

OUR INVITATION TO THE UFL TO COME ON WITH US HAS
BEEN ONCE AGAIN EXTENDED. IT'S NOW UP TO THEM

Indianapolis Colts like the Houston Texans plan
to take advantage of a new and add an ad to
practice jerseys. I knew that was coming.

Yahoo sues NFL Players Association, and I don't
blame them one bit. Here's the story.

BRING STORIES I MISS TO MY ATTENTION !

Selena Roberts Stops By To Chat

SELENA ROBERTS INTERVIEW BELOW

Kansas City Royals, LA Lakers, Orlando Magic,
Detroit Red Wings, Pittsburgh Penguins,
New York Jets, New York Giants, Environmental
Protection Agency, New Jersey Meadowlands,
New York Times, Phoenix Mercury, Houston Texans,
New York Yankees, SELENA ROBERTS

BRING STORIES I MISS TO MY ATTENTION
REMEMBER TO DOWNLOAD, THIS IS A PODCAST !

Gelf Magazine Events &
Selena Roberts Appearance

Selena Roberts Link to Deadspin
Interview Rated R

Progam Alert & More ! SELENA ROBERTS

Selena Roberts stops by THIS WEEK and
gives Mad Stork Sports the A-Rod book scoop.

Tune in, hear it all right hear ! Many things
you are sure to not have heard before !

Now Back to our regularly scheduled SPORTS

-----BRING STORIES I MISS TO MY ATTENTION-----

Blue Jays took 2 of 3 from the Red Sox to exact at
least a mild bit of revenge on Boston for setting
Toronto into a tailspin and the beginning of a
nine game losing streak. Cincinnati was swept by
Milwaukee in what was supposed to be a bit of a battle
for 1st, guess it wasn't too evenly matched after all.
Brian Bannister 4-2 3.64 has allowed 5 or more earned
runs in 6 or less inning in 2 of his last 3 starts,
repeating his cycle of 2008 with a very good start
followed by a dramatic downward spin.

Zach Grienke Loses, Oh My

Here is an example of "BASEBALLS NEW AGE"
On Yahoo's INJURIES & TRANSACTIONS Report:
5/28 Khalil Greene STL SS Social anxiety disorder
5/30 Joey Votto CIN 1B Stress-related issues
My how times have changed.

NBA Playoffs: Well I guess I no game 7 in LA, MY BAD.
Orlando, Cleveland May have been a surprising result
for some, but why all this Le Bron hating???? So he
didn't want to talk after the game, SO WHAT !
I wouldn't wanna talk either, GET OVER IT !

NHL Stanley Cup Finals: Won't last long, not at all.

The AP reported that Brett Hull and Les Jackson are
out as co-general managers of the Dallas Stars, and
in their place is Joe Nieuwendyk another former star
player. Who thought Co-GM's was a good Idea ???
Stupid, Just Stupid

Great story today by Jeff Passan, Yahoo! Sports
On the NHL useing only rules that are convenient
check it out

My Fingers Do The Talking

Indians sweep Rays with 2-1 victory yesterday
If that isn't bad enough The Rays have lost 5
in a row overall & 17 straight in Cleveland,
and Monday they BLEW a 10-0 lead !

Luke Scott homers twice, leads Orioles over the
Tigers 5-1, Nolan Reimold homers for the second
straight game and the Orioles have won 4 Straight.

Pitchers and Match ups to watch tonight: Detroit
Tigers Dontrelle Willis, Andy Petitte 4-1 4.30Era
at Cleveland vs Cliff Lee 2-5 3.04Era, Toronto

Toronto's Blue Jays are now losers of 9 Straight
a losing streak that started with Boston continued
with the interleauge play against Atlanta and then
against Baltimore. Tonight they are at home against
those same Red Sox and Tim Wakefield 6-2, 3.99Era,
maybe they can get some payback, but I doubt it.

Surprising Cincinnati is at the Brewers in a battle
for 1st in the NL central?? Did I just write that??
Chicago White Sox at KC, Brian Bannister 4-1 2.79Era
starts as both teams try to get back in it.

The Arizona Republic reports that "Word is" Anquan
Boldin is set to hire Tom Condon as his new agent.

NBA Playoffs Orlando Cleveland is 3-2 and as far as
I'm concerned, Cleveland almost blew it last night,
Especially after jumping out to such a huge lead.
Orlando can only blow this series. Tonight the Lakers
will try and close out in Denver, I don't think they
will though, see you in Game 7!

NHL Playoffs Red Wings-Penguins in Finals SATURDAY
SHAME ON ME for listening to that
Penguins fan who said that the Penguins beat the
Red Wings the last time they met, NEVER HAPPENED,
AND this is a rematch from last year, so Wings are
the defending CHAMPS

Are you surprised that Memphis is being investigated
by the NCAA? I'm not, but John Calipari supposedly
is NOT a target of this probe.

STUPID STUPID STUPID
A Nigerian Manchester United fan kills rivals
by running them over after the match, what an
idiot. Read The story

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BRING STORIES I MISS TO MY ATTENTION

Mad Stork Sports Thoughts

BRING STORIES I MISS TO MY ATTENTION
---DOWNLOAD THIS, IT'S A PODCAST---

Johan Santana, Jose Reyes, Carlos Delgado,
Carlos Beltran, Randy Johnson, Drew Rosenhaus,
Anquan Boldin, The Arizona Republic, Ken
Whisenhunt, Denver Post, Denver Broncos, J.J.
Arrington, The Chicago Tribune, Chicago Bears,
Jerry Angelo, Matt Jones, Devin Hester, Earl
Bennett, and Rashied Davis, CBS 39, Boston,
New England Patriots, Bill Belichick, Gillette
Stadium, Brian Belichick, NCAA Lacrosse Championships,
Syracuse, The Rivers School, Weston, Minnesota
Vikings, Atlanta, 790 The Zone, Fran Tarkington
NBA Playoffs, Denver Nuggets, LA Lakers,Orlando
Magic, Cleveland Cavaliers, NHL Playoffs,Detroit
Red Wings, Pittsburgh Penguins, Stanley Cup Finals,
Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, Pittsburgh Steelers,
James Harrison, Steroids, Washington Capitols,
Washington Nationals, Mike Tyson, Exodus Tyson

Steroids Story

Around The Leagues

IF I MISS ANYTHING BRING STORIES TO MY ATTENTION!
--------DOWNLOAD THIS, IT'S A PODCAST-----------

Detroit Tigers, Zach Greinke, Toronto Blue Jays,
Florida Marlins, Roy Halladay, Nolan Reimold,
Johan Santana, New York Yankees, San Diego Padres,
Drew Rosenhaus, Anquan Boldin, Arizona Cardinals,
NBA Playoffs, Denver Nuggets, LA Lakers, Orlando
Magic, Cleveland Cavaliers, LeBron James, National
Hockey League Playoffs Detroit Red Wings, Chicago
Blackhawks, Pittsburgh Penguins, Carolina Hurricanes,
Fenway Park Rink, Boston Bruins, NHL Winter Classic,
Peter Zezel, Barcelona, Manchester United, Champions
League Soccer, A-Rod

Memorial Day Slam

Dontrelle Willis, Detroit Tigers, Edwin Jackson,
Zach Greinke, NHL Playoffs, Carolina Hurricanes,
Pittsburgh Penguins, NBA Playoffs, Orlando Magic,
Cleveland Cavaliers, Washington Nationals
Bobble Head
Jose Canseco MMA debut, Hong Man Choi

BRING STORIES I MISS TO MY ATTENTION--- DOWNLOAD THIS PODCAST

A Sports Potpourri For YOU

Milwaukee Brewers, Toronto Blue Jays, Boston Red Sox
Cleveland Indians: Fausto Carmona, Kansas City Royals:
Gil Meche, Kerry Woods,Yiovanni Gallardo, Houston Astros:
Wandy Rodriguez,St. Louis Cardinals, Chris Carpenter
Chicago Cubs, Texas Rangers, Detroit Tigers, Jake Peavy
Chicago White Sox, Minnesota Twins, Zach Greinke, Roy
Halladay, Chicago Sun Times, Drew Rosenhaus, Rex Grossman
NFL, UFL, Cleveland Browns, Donte Stallworth, "causation",
Josh Peter,Yahoo! Sports, Travis Henry, Mike Shanahan,
Associated Press, NHL Playoffs, Carolina Panthers, Pittsburgh
Penguins, NBA Playoffs, Denver Nuggets, Los Angeles Lakers,
Orlando Magic, Cleveland Cavaliers, Dwight Howard, Joe Smith,
LeBron James, Arizona Diamondbacks, Scott Schoenweiss,



Jason Cole Story on Donte Stallworth DUI

Josh Peter DUI Story

NFL, MLB, NBA, NHL, F1, UFL

What else could you possibly be looking for?



Mine That Bird Will Ya !

Trashing and Bashing

Much to talk about and getting the BS
out of the way fast!



Raider piece by "MJD"

Jason Cole story on NFLPA President Demaurice Smith

George Brett on criticism of Trey Hillman

James Harrison Says No, So What ! ! !

Some people have lots of nerve, and it
seems that many of them play sports for
a living, others just do their job.
Let's praise them instead of the prima
donnas like we have here.




Robert Gallery Charity Event

A Little Bit Of What's Going On

NBA? NHL? MLB? What's you flavor?
It's all here, and then some. Enjoy!

Just A Little Something Of The Sports Variety

Manny, Papi, Texeira, Where are the Numbers?
6 Month long NHL, NBA Playoffs start to head
for the home stretch, and much more.

Roch Kubatko of MASN Stops By MSS

We cover it all today and much of
the baseball talk is a credit to
our special guest Roch Kubatko.
Don't Miss It !

Manny & A-Rod

It's tough to even be surprised
anymore. Good thing it's not
all bad. Have a listen !



Scott Boras Criminals linked to
performance enhancing drugs.

The Yankees Disappoint, and LeBron Rolls

He is just having too much fun, and seems
destined for another finals appearance.

This is also meant to serve as a public
announcement: IF YOU HAVE MONEY TO THROW
AWAY, THE YANKEES ARE YOUR TEAM, NO REALLY !

Sometimes the Sporting World is Just Ho Hum

And other times it isn't, but at least
I can make it interesting for you, so
listen in !

There's No SWINE FLU in Sports !

Well, don't tell Mexican citizens that !
Plus A-Rod's Man Boobs, and Zach the Freak !




An Athlete and Human all should emulate.

Why Does Mathew Stafford Make More Money Than Tom Brady?

It's a good question, one of many
the NFL will need to answer.
I of course have only been screaming
my brains out on this for only a few
months now. How about some baseball?



(http://www.usatoday.com/sports/football/nfl/2009-04-28-salary-issue_N.htm)

Ray Ratto Stops By & Talks Draft

Bay Area draft and all things football.
The Sox are RED HOT and the Marlins are
NOT..........So Much more. LISTEN IN !

Will Mathew Stafford Crash And Burn ?

He better not for that money!
Let's talk Draft and Baseball,
while we survey the sports world
in general.

NFL Draft Preview and Smokescreens

Less than 24 hours away, and of course
the NBA & NHL playoffs march on as
baseball tries to grab it's share of
attention this spring weekend.

NFL Draft News & The Baseball Marches On

So much more than a mouthful here, and
aren't you better off just listening in
and joining the conversation?

Pirates & Royals ?

Will Dwayne Wade spread his seed sooner
or later? Catch the NFL Buzz, and all
the rumors and smokescreens. Listen in !

Putting A Bow On The Weekends Events

Can anyone throw four no-hitters in four
starts? Well someone did, and why is
Dwayne Wade so above it all. All that
and more Anquan Boldin talk. Listen In!




(http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/30265083/)

It's Enough To Give You A Heart Attack

Watch the many ways these teams throw
your money around, and I do mean many
many ways. Plus the college stars
getting and giving second chances.




http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news?slug=jp-yankeestadium041609&prov=yhoo&type=lgns

Putting Them In Their Place

The excuses laid out there are enough
to make your hair curl, and yet they
use them and we fall for them. SAD

Giants Of Their Games

When they pass through our lives and
touch us like they do, it's GRAND.
Listen in and listen up, you may learn
something you can teach your kids.



http://www.nfl.com/videos?videoId=09000d5d80fc0ee4&campaign=ec0009

UFL Not Detroit Is On The Clock

So much to discuss, so little time to
share it with you. I do however hope
that my Easter Egg to you is more akin
to a Golden Egg. For that you may have
to wait to celebrate Easter with our
Greek Orthodox brothers and sisters.

Yada Yada Yada

Catching up on the stories left behind
as well as bringing you more of what
you lack..........That's Us !

Sports Blog Du Jour

Doing lots of catching up and chasing
Jay Cutler to Denver, well, sort of.

Memphis Blue Turns To Kentucky Green

Let the Cutler sweepstakes begin, and
let Josh McDaniels show you how it's
not done. Plus much much more

Let's Link You To The Sports World

Below are the three promised links, either
click on it, or copy and paste, and of
course your audio blog of the day.

The Billy Gillispie YouTube video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Faoev1qI3KE

The Canucks - Blackhawks Fight on YouTube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBY81jKIz7A

The Championship rings website:
http://www.myjewelrybox.com/articles/things+you+didnt+know+championship+rings

Let's Get Down and Under

Looking at the many ways to approach a
subject the wrong way more than once,
and what's goes on on a slow news day.

Wrapping The Week Up

Coaching trees, and coaching mistakes,
as well desperation moves to start tenures.
Plus always a little news that you just
can't make up.



http://msn.foxsports.com/cbk/story/9380510/NCAA-wants-no-part-of-ending-the-corruption

Mad Mad World of Sports

If you ever think your weird, you're
probably not and you don't get paid
enough to be weird anyway.



http://www.wfaa.com/sharedcontent/dws/wfaa/latestnews/stories/
wfaa090325_mo_detained.6f8a23c1.html

http://www.wfaa.com/video/?nvid=345766&shu=1

Schilling Retires, Now What?

Just a little something to keep you informed
and some some you didn't know. Listen in !

Jets & Cowboys Will Rule the World

Don't SAY March Madness !
Oh Fudge, No Pudge !
Sean Avery Sucks? Hardly

Cutler Like A Knife

Happy St Patricks Day !
Not everyone will have the luck of the
Irish however, as you will plainly hear.



Copy and paste if link doesn't work for
Story on late Pistons Owner Bill Davidson
http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=3979385

Quick Hits Around the World Of Sports

NFL, WBC, NBA, NHL, College Hoops
What more can you ask for?

Down Goes Frazier err The Dominican Republic

We go out west in more ways than
one and finally a little more news
that's leads us all closer to the
answers we've been looking for.

Back On Track

Thanks for the support, now let's get
down to business. A-Rod, T.O. and
more as another edition of MSS comes
to you for your listening pleasure.

Technical Difficulties

We appreciate your patience during this brief
delay. We'll be back on Tuesday as we sort out
a small glitch that has produced some minor, yet
temporary technical difficulties the last couple
of days. Back on March 10th. Thanks !

Moving Forward

When sports is just as it should be,
for fun. Send me your feedback, and
enjoy the blog. Peace !

What's Really Important

Though there is much going on in our
world of sports, there is really nothing
more importatnt than the lives of our
brothers and sisters. Not trying to get
preachy, I just hope you all say a prayer
for those lost at sea, as the search takes
a turn towards the end.

NFL Free Agency Kicks Off And Haynesworth Gets Paid !

So does D'Angelo Hall, Again! Half of the
Eagles secondary is gone and the Giants
spend money on a linebacker. Listen In !

World Baseball Classic, What ?

As promised a little something to keep you
going as we try to ramp up the sports
chatter once again. Let's hear your thoughts !

Coming Up On Mad Stork Sports

THANKS FOR ALL THE GREAT SUPPORT !

After a too long an absence, MSS Returns on
Wednesday February 25th with more on A-Rod,
Manny, Aquan, and of course all the sports
news you've never heard of or searched for.

STAY TUNED !

Arrest Selig? Award Helling?

More Beckham KAKA, Roids, Rights, Wrongs
so one and so forth.



Below is an interesting article about which
players should reclaim their rightful MVP's

Life Of Reilly

http://sports.espn.go.com/espnmag/story?id=3915217

Boldin, Burress, And T.O.

Let's not forget Ocho Cinco, Eight Five for
the latin impaired, and of course Satan
himself, SCOTT BORAS.

Rapid Fire Hits

Tejada, Burress, T.O., Manny, Manny, Manny,
Boldin. I am I name dropping? I hope so.

Enjoy !

Telling A-Rod Like It Is

Today it's about, A-Rod, Manny, Canseco
and just about every maggot under the sun.

E N J O Y !