A-Rod vs Barry Bonds

No, I don't mean the home run chase either.
The last couple of days they have been in
a race for the headlines, intentionally or not.

A-Rod Planned or not he pushed the Devil
aka as Scott Boras aside and decided to take
the reigns in his contract talks with the Yankees.
Bonds May keep to his word and not attend
possible Hall of Fame ceremonies after all.
He may be busy doing up to 30 years in the
federal penitentiary.
A-Rod Claims that he is willing to accept a
below market offer from the Yankees in order
to show he is serious in wanting to make things
right. $275 million for 10 years, oh boo hoo,
how will he ever feed his family? Perhaps he
should ask Latrell Sprewell, or just admit that
the money he and Boras were seeking just wasn't
out there as they had originally thought.
Bonds Now that the federal charges might
actually have teeth will he still insist that his
record isn't tainted?
A-Rod Is a choirboy compared to Bonds,
but neither have been able to win the big one,
and you have to wonder if Red Sox fans
insistence that they didn't want him played a
part in his realizing that he couldn't pit the
two teams into a bidding war.
Bonds Supposedly at the time of the
indictment he was hunting. I wonder if he's
gonna pull a Dick Cheney and accidentally shoot
someone in the face?

These two are getting real boring, a real Paris
Hilton, Lindsey Lohan headline battle of the
chumpions, but I had space to fill and this is the
best I could come up with. The truth is, whether it's
Alex or Barry, Lindsey or Paris, this is our fault
for giving them so much importance in our day
to day lives. Time to wake up and smell the
$5 latte. We're being hoodwinked !