Keeping Up With The Headlines

Asante tells anyone that will listen, that it
just ain't right the way the Pats treat people.

TIME for WARNER to pack it in, not like the
groceries he used to pack, but the wins!

Colts take out the trash talk and look to
keep a clean house.

Is Phil Mickelson a cheater?, or is he just
going old school?

Rawhide & Pigskin News

McNabb's adviser says it's in the stars. Great !

It ain't personal folks, it's just business.
What's Dat ?

As if these guys need airline miles.

Future Hall of Fame QB and NFL MVP to announce
whether or not he's going to retire. NO NOT Favre !

Does he even know what a slap in the face is?

Following It Up

You just coached Chris Johnson to a season where
he rushed for over 2,000 yards and you've never
had a running back run for less than 1,100 yards.
That's GREAT ! YOU'RE FIRED

Instant Karma says calling someone Jagoff is not
a good idea. Here's your just desserts Jagoff!

Greg Oden Apologizes for his nude pictures on the
internet getting out. Hmmm, if only he were a
Karadashian, then he could be famous just for that
alone and not worry about being a fat pig.

Andre Dawson will be going into the Baseball Hall
Of Fame as a member of the Montreal Expos and NOT
the Chicago Cubs, but does anyone remember him as
a member of the Boston Red Sox or Florida Marlins?
I know I don't.

Jacked By News

Ben will receive many many Sheets of his own.

Santana throws out first pitch! Too bad it's
really nothing more than ceremonial at best.

Jay apparently Cut(s)ler like a knife.

Raiders jack Jackson from Bears,
(W)hue that was close !

This Johnny come lately may not be ready for
Primetime just yet!, or CLASSY

Nuts & News

Man, those heart doctors must be some kinda
miracle workers, huh? Or is it Urban legend?

Oakland A's top prospect becomes a Padre. No NOT
that kind of Padre, the other kind.

Good thing most of the guys aren't the A-Team
or else they will have plenty of time for safari
while their down there.

Best line I saw on the internet regarding Lane
Kiffin leaving Tennessee for USC is "Kiffin
uses Trojans to screw Volunteers", well they
ain't the only ones getting screwed by Trojans.

Championship Games Locks

Colts

Vikes

Nuff Said !

What Not To Do In Sports

What NOT TO DO if you suck as the number
overall pick of your franchise.

What NOT TO DO if you don't want to be
seen as a racist and a white supremacist.

What NOT TO DO if you don't wanna be seen as
millionaire cry babies, which you already are !

News & Notes, My Way

Here's a few stories I thought you might find
interesting enough to stop and look at. I did !

Wondering how a young guy like Gaines Adams can
stop and drop dead all of a sudden without being
an abuser or loser? Here ya go!

Fixing the NY Giants defense is going to take a
big man, and I think the Giants made a solid choice.

Most of the time Serena Williams is a bit of an ass,
on on this occasion she got some of it right.

The Buffalo Bills got turned down by a great many
choices, but today they got their(a) man. He's
got a winning record in the pros, including NFL
Europe when it was still called the WLAF (World
League of American Football), and college.
He just needs to get that next level thing going
as he has never won a championship of sorts.
But all in all, a good choice. That being said
if you were following Mad Stork Sports on Twitter
Sunday you would have realized that I was right
on the money when I pointed out that Marty
Schottenheimer wanted the job, and kinda wants
back into coaching bad.

Headlines Abound

Keith Brooking isn't a sore loser, he just
thinks there's a certain way of doing things.
I'm not sure he's wrong.

Another rising star burns out too quickly.

Another day on Planet Starbury.

Miguel Tejada "Mans Up"

NBA players get called for "Hand" ball.

Just not in the right frame of mind to go on.
Can you blame him?

A Different Kinda X Game

The Ravens are out and the Jets keep shocking
people. Simple algebra, subtract Rex Ryan from
Baltimore and add him to the Jets, and that my
friends is the X factor. The Jets may not win
the Super Bowl, but he's taking them for one heck
of a ride. Look for Mark Sanchez to screw it up
eventually, that Rex can't help.

Stone Cold Lox Post Season Take 2

Record is 27-9 and last week was a huge clunker
at 1-2 again! The picks for the second week of
the post season are ones that I'm hoping will
vindicate me, because I don't believe that a
.750 winning percentage is acceptable as lock
material. Feel free to play along at home and
kick my A$$. Here goes

New Orleans

Indianapolis

San Diego

The Sports Round Table In Session

Join me, Nick Rizzo, along side Brian
O'Toole, Steve Rando & Moose Leonard,
this and every Saturday from 8 - 11AM
on 1170AM or live on the internet as
we stream and come to you live, for the
BEST Sports Talk Radio going.

Laughable Moments

I couldn't think of a better title for this posting as
for me some of these stories couldn't get or seem any
better than they are.

We start with two former St. Louis Cardinal "LEGENDS"
that took Mark McGwires recent revelations and chewed
on them and then spit them out. A much deserved round
of applause for these two for telling it like it is.

Next comes one from outta NY that definitely has some
Giants fans wishing that they had never won the Super
Bowl against the Patriots a couple of years ago. As
crazy as it sounds you have to read this to understand.

And lastly I will leave you with a HI-larious video
of Peyton Manning nearly making a much bigger mistake
than any INT he has ever thrown. LOL (laugh out loud)
I though it was worth it!

BREAKING NEWS----------------------- Tennessee Hires A New Head Coach

I Was wring yet here's the news of
the Volunteers new head coach !

More Than A MOUTH Full

Volunteers Volunteer to Kick some ASS

Then the University tries to help right
some wrong in the world.

Jim wants no Mora victories the way
some Carroll guy gets em.

No Bill for Bills, as the search gets
Schottie and Grimm.

Maybe they flew economy, but at least
they had the heart to show up!

How bout them Yankees? No Hait(i) here
only a little love.

He would look alot better without that
Boras around his neck. Sorta like
that sore knee he's been sporting.

Sports Round Table Replay

Enjoy this for now as next we dig into
the weasels that are coaches and how
it's only about courtroom battles now.
Plus if your curious as to why I haven't
mentioned the Mark McGwire debacle as of
yet, tune in and find out.

BREEEEAKING NEEEEEWS ! ! !

So maybe Mr Davis wasn't wrong after
all. Lane Kiffin really is a weasel.
Face it Tennessee, you ain't USC !

Linked Up Tuesday

Here's some stories worth following if
your sports itch needs some scratch.

A true World Series would be awesome
if it could be realized in our lifetime, and
even more awesome it it met Bud Selig's
timetable. We ain't talkin' World Classic
here, or something like that.

If you think the NFL salary caps' possible
disappearance if going to be easy to
figure out, just take a look at a rule
you just may not know that much about.
It's sure to raise some eyebrows on
some level for you.

So wait just one second here. You mean
to tell me that a good way to fix a huge
problem with your horrible offense is to
hire a guy who just got fired for having
a horrible offense?

Doesn't really look like the Celtics are
going to be hitting that 72 win mark anytime
soon, and if they do, it is certain that they
won't want to face the pesky Atlanta Hawks
who up to this point are responsible for at
least 3 Boston losses but none of their W's.

So the strongest Union in America has flexed
it's muscles once again! The Florida Marlins
have been doing just fine spending a few
dollars more than the Newark Bears and yet
outperforming most MLB teams, but no, that's
not good enough, spend more they must.
Ah yes capitalism at it's best !

Don't you think the Knicks have enough to
worry about, than to worry whether or not
ghosts are real or not?

Special New England Version Of MSS

Enjoy a special WDIS-AM Sports Round
Table Edition of Mad Stork Sports.

Stone Cold Locks POST SEASON Editon

Record is 26-7 and last week was a clunker
at 1-2. The picks for the first week of
the post season are those that I used for
the Sports Round Table on Saturday and are
as follows. Feel free to play along at home.

Cincinnati

Arizona

New England

NOT So BREAKING NEWS

So Jay Glazer of Fox Sports has out scooped
everyone else once again, but respectfully
speaking, he could have called this one in
week eight, without a source it was so
obvious it needed to be done. No Mora to say.

Short tempers make coaches bad coaches, and
it's time for some of these folks to realize
that coaches like Woody Hayes and Bear Bryant
don't get away with these sorts of things in
the digital age that is the 21st century.
Nah nah nah hey hey good bye.

If Only It Was JUST Silly II

Some people just need to get a life.
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If Only It Was JUST Silly

Looks like the Pacquio Mayweather fight
turned into a pissing match of sorts
after all. Pun intended.

So the Redskins pulled the trigger and got
their man in Mike Shanahan for 5 Years and
$35 million, but let's not forget that they
could have avoided all of this by keeping
Marty Schottenheimer years ago and they would
have been a winning program all along. Yes,
Marty doesn't have the rings that Shanny has,
BUT, Shanahan no longer has Elway, and has done
nothing without him. You might even say that
Marty has a better overall body of work having
done it with many more teams and had he had John
Elway he might be just as revered. It just so
happens however that Elway is the reason Marty
has suffered such disappointment throughout his
career, or at least the beginning of those
disappointments.

Props and a huge shout out to David Stern and
the NBA for not allowing Gilbert Arenas to
continue to shoot himself in the foot.

Congratulations to Andre Dawson for getting into
the baseball Hall of Fame. I personally am not
sure he's deserving of that honor, but then again
I can't make a case against him either. These
days the lines are so muddled it's hard to decide
one way or the other, especially when it's kinda
close. At least in my eyes it is. I guess what
I'm trying to say is, Nice job Andre.

Sports Round Table Replay

Last weeks show was a good one, so in
case you missed it, here's your chance.
Enjoy

Interesting Stuff

I admit I didn't watch the whole game,
BUT I did watch bit and pieces throughout
and most of the second half, and almost
all of the 4th quarter. So with that
said, I'm not sure what game this guy
was watching, but at least Dan Wetzel
thought it had some merit. I think.

Whether this story is true or not, it is
too funny if it is. What I mean is the
story going around now about WHY, Tiger
Woods is still MIA after all this time.
Tooooo Funny. Man, this just keeps getting
better and better. Hard to make up too !

Sad news outta, NY/LA for the Jets.
Seems like a playoff victory is the least
of ownerships worries. Our Condolences.

Ear Candy For Football Fans

Did you enjoy this past weekend in the NFL?
Tell me why or why not after you listen
the latest podcast. Short and sweet, but
very relevant to the upcoming playoffs.

BREAKING NEWS ? ? ?

I can't imagine that anyone who follows the
NFL at all can consider this BREAKING NEWS.
Do You ? ? ?

Stone Cold NFL Picks

Record is 25-5 and the Picks for the
final week of the regular season are
as follows......Play along at home.

Denver

Philadelphia

Tennessee